Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm

Winston Churchill

Ol' Winnie had a lot of words of wisdom

An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank.
The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.
When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?"

When gas stations gave out free maps,and you'd git a free drinking glass with every fill up?Sigh,must be gittin' old......

One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.

Chinese proverb

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Joseph Wood Krutch