Just wanted to wish everyone a happy new year-may 2007 be full of happiness and prosperity,and may yer hangover be mild.

meself,I plan to have a lengthy discussion on politics,sports,and the finer points of farting and picking boogers with my pal Jim Beam....

Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.

Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy - All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

Beer is the cause of,and solution to most of life's problems
Homer Simpson

The other day,I was running a little late for work,and was going through the west side of Green Bay,trying to get there on time.I was doing 45 in a 25 zone,and jamming the radio rather loud...sure enuff,there was a GB police black and white right next to me,in the other lane....rather sheepishly,I backed off on my speed,and turned my radio down some(Green Bay has a GREAT country station ).Well,the cop dropped back,behind me,and then came along side of me.I was thinking,man I'm bagged.....well,then he nodded,waved,and went around me and turned onto Oneida street,headed toward Lambeau field-all I can figger is,because of my vet plates and every military bumper sticker in the known universe,the guy let it slide...must have been a fellow vet Better watch my speed NEXT time I guess

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

Mark Twain