Well,it was that time again-time to get the chilluns up for school-well,my kids are'nt BAD kids overall,but like most kids,don't always want to get up and go to school-well,I'd had my fill-I work nights,and get to bed late,then get up early,to get them off.Well,they were laying in the rack,and I just had ENOUGH!"If you don't get up this INSTANT,I'm gonna SING!Did'nt work.......well,had to back up my threat with FORCE then.....so,I got up,and launched into a stirring rendition of Da Yooper's 'packer backer anthem"-as off key as I could POSSIBLY muster,of course....
the song is done to the same tune as the star bangled banner,and goes like this:
Oh say can you see,t'rough da snow comin' down
its so slippery out dere,and da highways are gleaming
in dis rusty old car,wit' da one dim headlight
down to Green Bay we go,wit' da radiator steaming
and da muffler's red glare
da black smoke in de air
gave proof,t'rough da night
dat our pistons was shot
oh,say will this piece of shit
make it to Green Bay
to da land of da cheeseheads
and da big packer game
well,it worked-of course,by this time,the dog was howling,the cats had their ears covered up,the wife was lolling her head back and forth,rolling her eyes,gurgling and chanting hare krishna mantras,and the kids were huddled in the corner with blankets over their heads....but they got up
next time,it'll be "dead skunk in the middle of the road"
